it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
real lines. no joke.
Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar
no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha
I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.